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Oct 5, 2024

Dan & Phil dip their toes back into weekly recording after a brief break, did you miss us? This week, some strong takes on Oliver Mtukudzi and his family shenanigans, Cassper Nyovest and his family shenanigans and general shenanigans all round. Enjoy!

Oct 5, 2024

Sep 14, 2024

The 2 Artists One Cup Episode

Sep 14, 2024

By the skin of our teeth we got an episode this week, and you can make it the first podcast you play on your brand new iPhone 13 4th Gen! Dan & Phil remember James Earl Jones, celebrate Learnmore Jonasi and fan out over Lil Wayne, remembering the impact he had, but then explain why they don't believe he was ever an option for the Super Bowl halftime performance. Bring on Kendrick! Also, Mukbang watch? Enjoy!

Sep 14, 2024

Sep 6, 2024

The Kings of Kaos Episode

Sep 6, 2024

The boys are back with a fresh, crispy episode of the only podcast that DJs can play clips of at a concert. Dan & Phil start on a sombre note, remembering Fatman Scoop, and lamenting the state of a world that continues to allow violence against women. But, the show must go on, and Dan & Phil have a spirited debate about credit on songs, sparked by the situation between DJ Maphorisa and Samthing Soweto. Also, what is going on between Holy Ten and Voltz JT? There are plenty of jokes, knowledge and above all, the friends we made along the way, Enjoy!

Sep 6, 2024

Aug 30, 2024

The Blooming Olympics Episode

Aug 30, 2024

Testing 1, 2, can you see this episode? Have we been... copyright-struck? Brand new episode of your favourite all-male podcast that has ZERO opinions about any women's business! In this episode, Dan & Phil discuss the ridiculous online feud between South Africa and Nigeria on Bolt, the incredible numbers at the Doek and Slay, and they get into their Tech Ombudsmen bag and find out what's going on with the CEO of Telegram. Oh, and the long-awaited definitive opinion on the whole Blake Lively business. you're welcome, patrons. Enjoy!

Aug 30, 2024

Aug 24, 2024

The Mayo Madness Episode

Aug 24, 2024

Dan & Phil show up once again, very demure, very mindful on a brand new episode of your favourite nerdy podcast, 2 Broke Twimbos. Expect hard-hitting journalism on philosophical questions such as: How do you greet someone when they’re with their person? How much should you get paid for going viral? And how do you win or lose a fight against Disney? Enjoy!

Aug 24, 2024

Aug 14, 2024

The Gunned And Rayed Episode

Aug 14, 2024

As you count down the time before 11 men who get paid 100K a week to kick a ball around ruin your weekend, the 2 Broke Twimbos bring you a brand new episode of the only podcast that is a certified breakdance representative. Call us 2B-Boys! This week Dan & Phil catch up with what’s been happening with Chidimma Adetshina and the whole Miss South Africa drama, before reviewing some of the most amazing moments from the 2024 Olympics, like the incredible Australian breakdancer! Then there’s Saintfloew at BBC 1xtra, Mr Beast controversies and more! Enjoy!

Aug 14, 2024

Aug 9, 2024

The Adelle Onyango Episode

Aug 9, 2024

Happy gold medals top Africa! And happy new episode to you! The only podcast certified to be played by Motswana sprinters before beating arrogant Americans brings you something different. Today, Dan & Phil cross over to Kenya to speak to former radio host, entrepreneur, and podcast host Adelle Onyango. Almost 3 years ago, Adelle hosted us as guests on her HUGE podcast Legally Clueless (you can find the episode here), and it was our pleasure to return the favour and speak to her in this week’s episode. Adelle tells us her inspiring story, starting as a (struggling) poet before making her way to radio, and building the 3rd biggest show in the country before leaving once again to start a company and a podcast. Adelle is also actively involved in the protests in Kenya, in fact, she had just arrived from dodging police and teargas for the recording! She shares the story behind the reason for the protests and how Kenya’s youth are leading the charge. What an inspiring episode, enjoy!

Aug 9, 2024

Aug 1, 2024

The Downer of The Culture Episode

Aug 1, 2024

Consistent Gold Winner in the Podcasting Olympics, Dan & Phil are back with a brand new episode that DOES NOT MOCK ANY RELIGIONS IN ANY OPENING CEREMONY. This week Dan & Phil review the amazing news that Zimbabwe has grocery stores, and would like to thank Tiffany Haddish for this incredible revelation. They also look at what it takes for them to enter Miss South Africa, and whether they would be peacefully celebrated. There are also nerdy discussions about Disney & Marvel (Dr Doom and Robert Downey Jr what?). and we wrap it all up by talking to the Storyteller of the Culture Mukudzei Mlambo and reviewing his new project SOTC II. Enjoy!

Aug 1, 2024

Jul 26, 2024

The Showing Discord Episode

Jul 26, 2024

Fear not! The 2 Broke Twimbos return after another monumental, nay, cataclysmic week to calm you down, explain stuff and make jokes. In this episode of the pod, Dan & Phil find out what’s going on with the world’s biggest creator Mr Beast, and ask, should you be revealing your sordid past to your employer? They dive into the murky waters of the South African music business, with DJ Maphorisa and L-Tido beefing, and ask, what if someone says something about your mother? They also fix your tech ombudsman craving with an explanation of the Crowdstrike kerfuffle, the biggest IT outage in history, and they ask, if you made the best songs of a generation, how come you’re going to work bro??? Enjoy!

Jul 26, 2024

Jul 20, 2024

The No Clown in the DM Episode

Jul 20, 2024

Turn on multifactor authentification and delete your DM’s because the 2 Broke Twimbos are back with. brand new episode of the only podcast to remain unaffected by global Windows failures (because we use typewriters). In this episode, Dan & Phil explore the real issues of our time, like what kinds of cringy things do men send in DM’s? What on earth is going on with American politics? What are the implications of recent events in sportsball, like the Euros, and Formula 1? There’s even a chat about movies & television, y’all watched that new Supacell? Enjoy!

Jul 20, 2024

All tagged The Struggle

Jan 13

Jan 13 Unhappy Holidays: 10 Steps to Survive A Holiday Broke

Danny Dube

The Struggle

It was early December: the infectious holiday spirit had finally penetrated my defenses like a yellow-bone to a rich married man's wallet. You see, I was expecting it to be a standard December, abject poverty & misery while my peers around me lived the lavish life that I had read about in Mills & Boon books. But this time was different.

Mar 18

Mar 18 The Water Struggle Part 1 - That Flushing Feeling

Phil Chard

The Struggle

Welcome back one & all (essentially the 7 people that regularly check this site)

Here at 2 Broke Twimbos we are dedicated to giving you the full spectrum of entertainment & useful life hacks. From our podcast, to events & music.

So today I'm back with another highly intellectual think piece on the struggles my esteemed struggle champion Dan & I endure. The Water Struggle.